Fartriloquist

$10.00

As the ancient texts say...they who smelt it, dealt it. Are you ready to come clean and let justice be served? Then buy this Naughty Pass as an apology to your innocent partner, child or dog who paid the price for your poot.

When you purchase this Naughty Pass, we’ll email you a printable download. You’ll also receive an email with social sharing links. 100% of the proceeds support Santa for a Day, a nonprofit dedicated to buying holiday gifts for kids in need.

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